What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 00:42
What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Do you know what she said mum?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What caused the stock market to crash?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?